Sofia would like a hot dog

how many times have you said banana in the past year?

(my new song)

OMG MY TOE ITCHES AND I REALLY WANT A HOT DOG

Sometimes I really think I'm pregnant (I'm not though)

I would be the worst pregnant person ever, I mean I get the weirdest cravings now, what the hell would they be if I were pregnant?? I'd probably crave dried wolf meat with honey sauce.

I seriously want a hot dog right now though. If I saw someone with one I would use violence to obtain it.

I'm far too hungry to make a list now